From 367a3d9523fa51e3e2ccb8f30dccb49175afc7c3 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Roland Thomas Date: Sun, 9 Mar 2025 18:24:12 -0400 Subject: [PATCH] Add maxis_loading --- maxis_loading | 408 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 408 insertions(+) create mode 100644 maxis_loading diff --git a/maxis_loading b/maxis_loading new file mode 100644 index 0000000..5ac571f --- /dev/null +++ b/maxis_loading @@ -0,0 +1,408 @@ +Abolishing Pedestrian Posturing +Abstracting Loading Procedures +Activating Deviance Threshold +Activating Hotel Staff +Activating Story Arc +Adapting Behavioral Model +Adding Hidden Agendas +Adjusting Acceptable Apparel +Adjusting Bell Curves +Adjusting Emotional Weights +Anesthetizing Industrial Areas +Aggregating Need Agents +Aligning Covariance Matrices +Alphabetizing Books +Amplifying Sun to '11' +Analyzing Adolescent Angst +Analyzing Axe Trajectories +Applying Feng Shui Shaders +Applying Lampshade Headwear +Applying Theatre Soda Layer +Appointing Appealing Appurtenances +Ascending Maslow's Hierarchy +Assembling Playground +Assembling Shower Stalls +Asserting Packed Exemplars +Assessing Loam Particle Sizes +Assigning Mimic Propagation +Atomizing Atomic Particles +Attempting to Lock Back-Buffer +Augmenting Assets +Augmenting Occupational Conduits +Baking Bread for Toasters +Balancing Domestic Coefficients +Besmirching Reputations +Binding Sapling Root System +Binding Trace Enchantments +Blurring Reality Lines +Borrowing Something Blue +Boxing BILLY Bookcases +Branching Family Trees +Breaking Down Restorable Cars +Breeding Fauna +Bribing The Orangutans +Buffing Splines for Reticulation +Building Bedroom Displays +Building Boring Bedrooms? As If! +Building Data Trees +Building High Ceilings +Bureacritizing Bureaucracies +Burning Calories +Cabalizing NPC Controls +Caffeinating Student Body +Calculating Exchange Rate +Calculating Inverse Probability Matrices +Calculating Lifetime Aspirations +Calculating Llama Expectoration Trajectory +Calculating Maximum Velocity +Calculating Money Supply +Calculating Native Restlessness +Calculating Snowball Trajectories +Calculating Vincent's Wealth +Calibrating Blue Skies +Calibrating Canine Customization +Calibrating Fame Indicant +Calibrating Personality Matrix +Calling Psychic Phone Pals +Canceling Un-cancelable Actions +Capacitating Genetic Modifiers +Captivating Conspiracy Theorists +Capturing Youthful Exuberance +Catalyzing Chemicals +Catching Cat Burglars +Ceiling Fan Rotation = dL/dT +Charging Ozone Layer +Checkering Flags +Chlorinating Car Pools +Clearing Shipping Lanes +Cluttering Closets +Coalescing Cloud Formations +Cohorting Exemplars +Collecting Meteor Particles +Compiling Reticulated Splines +Compiling Riley's Wardrobe +Composing Melodic Euphony +Compositing Vampiric Complexions +Compounding Inert Tessellations +Compressing Fish Files +Computing Optimal Bin Packing +Concatenating Sub-Contractors +Concatenating Vertex Nodes +Configuring Lemony Squeezation +Configuring Studio Operations +Constructing Clothes Hangers +Containing Existential Buffer +Cooling Down Refrigerators +Crash-Proofing Parties +Creating Handmade Lampshades +Crenellating Crenellations +Cultivating Quality and Class +Dampening Stray Generators +De-chlorophyllizing Leaves +De-inviting Don Lothario +De-wrinkling Worry-Free Clothing +Debarking Ark Ramp +Debunching Unionized Commercial Services +Deciding What Message to Display Next +Decomposing Singular Values +Decrementing Alice's Funds +Decrementing Feline Life-Count +Decrementing Tectonic Plates +Deleting Ferry Routes +Delineating Mask Dynamics +Depixelating Inner Mountain Surface Back Faces +Depositing Slush Funds +Desalinizing Snorkels +Destabilizing Economic Indicators +Destabilizing Orbital Payloads +Determining Rent Guidelines +Determining Width of Blast Fronts +Deunionizing Bulldozers +Developing Delicious Designs +Dicing Models +Diluting Livestock Nutrition Variables +Disgruntling Employees +Distilling Doggie Dynamics +Distressing Jeans +Downloading Satellite Terrain Data +Downloading Weather Data +Dragon-proofing Dressers +Dumbing Down Doofuses +Eliminating Would-be Chicanery +Enabling Lot Commercialization +Enforcing Storyline +Enhancing Crown Reflectivity +Enlisting Elite Forces +Ensuring Transplanar Synergy +Eschewing Everyday Aesthetics +Establishing Gift Registry +Estimating Volcanic Activity +Examining Tiles from All Zooms and Angles +Exposing Flash Variables to Streak System +Extracting Resources +Extrapolating Empire Eigenvectors +Extruding Mesh Terrain +Fabricating Imaginary Infrastructure +Faceting Precious Gems +Factoring Fairy Frolicking Frequencies +Factoring Hobby Enthusiasm +Factoring Pay Scale +Falsifying Faux Finishes +Fashioning Late Arrivals +Fiercely Reticulating Splines +Filling in the Blanks +Fixing Election Outcome Matrix +Flavorizing Side-Dishes +Flood-Filling Ground Water +Flushing Pipe Network +Formulating Fitting Rooms +Gathering Particle Sources +Generating Compatible Roommates +Generating Gothic Glamour +Generating Intrigue +Generating Jobs +Generating Population Model +Generating Sand Grains +Generating Schmoozing Algorithm +Gesticulating Mimes +Gleefully Stacking Inventories +Going Apartment Hunting +Graduating Scholars +Graphing Whale Migration +Grooming Grooms +Growing Greener Gardens +Happy 14th Birthday Reticulated Splines! +Hiding Garden Gnomes +Hiding Willio Webnet Mask +Homogenizing Interest Anatomy +Hybridizing Plant Material +Hydrating Harvestables +Hyperactivating Children +Igniting Pilot Lights +Implementing Impeachment Routine +Importing Entertainment Talent +Importing Personality Anchors +Increasing Accuracy of RCI Simulators +Increasing Magmafacation +Increasing Water Plant Population +Individualizing Snowflakes +Infuriating Furious Bits +Initializing Dastardly Schemes +Initializing Forth-Rallying Protocol +Initializing My Sim Tracking Mechanism +Initializing Operant Construct +Initializing Rhinoceros Breeding Timetable +Initializing Robotic Click-Path AI +Initializing Secret Societies +Inserting Chaos Generator +Inserting Extension Algorithms +Inserting Sublimated Messages +Integrating Curves +Integrating Illumination Form Factors +Integrating Population Graphs +Intensifying Hawaiian Prints +Interpreting Family Values +Inventing Internets +Inverting Career Ladder +Invigorating Dull Habitations +Iterating Cellular Automata +Iterating Chaos Array +Lacing Football Cleats +Launching SimSat 9000 +Lecturing Errant Subsystems +Leveling Playing Fields +Like, Totally Reticulating Splines, Dude +Limiting Litterbox Loads +Loading "First Batch" Metrics +Loading "Vroom" Sounds +Loading School Spirit Algorithm +Locating Misplaced Calculations +Making a Little Bit of Magic +Making a Mess +Making Manic Mansions +Making Many Mini Wrenches +Making Owners Look Like Pets +Making Pets Look Like Owners +Making Stephen Loyal +Managing Managers' Managers +Manipulating Modal Memory +Mapping Influence Attributes +Mapping The Llama Genome +Matching Walls and Floors +Maximizing Social Network +Meditating Modifiers +Mingling +Mitigating Time-Stream Discontinuities +Mixing Genetic Pool +Modeling Marquetry +Modeling Object Components +Monitoring Moody Minors +Mopping Occupant Leaks +Navigating Stormy Waters +Neutralizing Shuriken Oxidization +Normalizing Power +Normalizing Social Network +Obfuscating Quigley Matrix +Optimizing Baking Temperature +Originating Ocean Currents +Over-Waxing Banisters +Overconstraining Dirty Industry Calculations +Partitioning City Grid Singularities +Partitioning Prose +Partitioning Social Network +Perfecting Playground Pieces +Performing A Sound Check +Perturbing Matrices +Pixalating Nude Patch +Polarizing Image Conduits +Polishing Water Highlights +Populating Empyreal Entities +Populating Lot Templates +Populating Yards with Bugs and Birds +Pre-fluffing Pillows +Pre-Inking Simoleon Plates +Predicating Predestined Paths +Predicting Pagoda Peaks +Predicting Puddle Prevalence +Predicting Weather Unpredictability +Prelaminating Drywall Inventory +Preparing a Tasty Grilled Cheese Sandwich +Preparing Bacon for Homeward Transportation +Preparing Captive Simulators +Preparing for Pops and Locks +Preparing Perfect Plumbing +Preparing Personal Spaces +Preparing Sprites for Random Walks +Preparing Vacation Days +Pressurizing Fruit Punch Barrel Hydraulics +Priming Mascot Mischief Coefficients +Prioritizing Landmarks +Projecting Law Enforcement Pastry Intake +Proscribing Plebeian Palates +Putting Down Toilet Seats +Randomizing Inhabitant Characteristics +Rasterizing Reputation Algorithms +Rasterizing Rodent Residences +Re-Activating Story Arc +Re-Inverting Career Ladder +Re-Re-Re-Re-Re-Reticulating Splines +Readjusting Emotional Weights +Readying Relaxation Receptors +Realigning Alternate Time Frames +Recomputing Mammal Matrix +Reconfiguring Genetic Algorithms +Reconfiguring User Mental Processes +Recruiting Snooty Food Judges +Recycling Hex Decimals +Redefining Family Values +Redistributing Resources +Rehearsing Dinner +Reinforcing Story Lines +Relaxing Splines +Remodeling Spline Reticulator +Removing Road Network Speed Bumps +Removing Texture Gradients +Removing Vehicle Avoidance Behavior +Renewing Urban Combinatorics +Replacing Wheel Bearings +Requisitioning Alumni Donations +Resolving GUID Conflict +Restocking Sim Inventories +Reticulated Splines for Sale: §2000 +Reticulating 3-Dimensional Splines +Reticulating 4-D Splines +Reticulating Dog Show Object Splines +Reticulating Golden Splines +Reticulating Graduated Splines +Reticulating Ninja Splines +Reticulating Splines +Reticulating Splines Again +Reticulating Splines in the Zone +Reticulating Splines One Last Time +Reticulating Story Splines +Reticulating Underwater Splines +Reticulating Unreticulated Splines +Reticulator of Splines Reticulating +Retracting Phong Shader +Retrieving from Back Store +Reverse Engineering Image Consultant +Reverse-Engineering Party Scores +Rezoning Residual Residents +Roof = Roof(1/3*pi*r^2*h) +Routing Neural Network Infanstructure +Scattering Rhino Food Sources +Scheduling Copious Catnaps +Scolding Splines for Reticulating +Scrubbing Terrain +Searching for Llamas +Securing Online Grades Database +Seeding Architecture Simulation Parameters +Sequencing Cinematic Specifiers +Sequencing Particles +Setting Advisor Moods +Setting Inner Deity Indicators +Setting Universal Physical Constants +Severing Civilization Connections +Shampooing Dirty Rugs +Simmering Swedish Meatballs +Simulating Program Execution +Simulating Sparkling Surfaces +Some Spline Reticulating Required +Sonically Enhancing Occupant-Free Timber +Space Ponies: Achieved +Sparking Imaginations +Spawning Sights to See +Speculating Stock Market Indices +Spinning New Tunes +Splatting Transforms +Spooling IKEA Awesomeness +Spreading Rumors +Still Reticulating Splines +Stocking Clearance Racks +Stocking Ponds +Stocking Stylish Sinks +Stooping and Scooping +Stopping To Smell The Flowers +Storing Solar Energy +Stratifying Ground Layers +Strengthening Award Foundations +Stress-Testing POÄNG Chairs +Stuffing Genies Into Bottles +Sub-Sampling Water Data +Submerging Bedroom Furniture +Supplying Self-Serve Furniture Area +Sweetening Sixteens +Synthesizing Gravity +Synthesizing Natural Selection +Synthesizing Wavelets +Tabulating Spell Effectors +Tabulating Traits +Tailoring Trendy Threads +Taking Countertops for Granite +Teasing Teenage Hair-dos +Telling Splines to Reticulate More Quietly +Testing Test Subjects +Testing Underworld Telecommunications +Texture-Compositing Teddy Bears +Threading Fabric Compositors +Threading Sewing Needles +Time-Compressing Simulator Clock +Timing Temperature Transference +Training Team Mascots +Training Tour Guides +Transmitting Message Bottles +Turning On Turn-Ons +Twisting Spiral Staircases +Unable to Reveal Current Activity +Unexpectedly Reticulating Splines +Unfolding Foldy Chairs +Unfolding Helix Packet +Unloading Loading Screens +Updating Hotel Registry +Updating Vacancy Request Hotline +Upgrading Gadgets +Upholstering Sofas and Loveseats +Weathering Buildings +Wrangling All Wreckage +Writing Scrolling Startup String Text +Zeroing Crime Network